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5 Reasons You Need To Follow Gilbert Arenas On Instagram

For the most part, Gilbert Arenas has laid low since the “guns in the locker room” incident, but every once in a while “No Chill Gil” goes apeshit on his Instagram to the delight of people who love absurdity.

Most remember his WNBA rant from 2015 and the time he bullied Nick Young’s kid, but @no.chill.gil has become a must-follow because of Arenas’ outrageously entertaining brand of irreverence. Here are the five reasons to follow Agent Zero on the Gram:

5. He Gives Zero F***ks

Gil emulates our POTUS when it comes to trolling and doesn’t hesitate to call out anyone or anything that pisses him off. Dreamworks should seriously consider making a Trolls 2 where Arenas and Trump provoke a war with North Korea via social media. Wait…that’s already happening? Oh shit…




4. He’s The Voice For Baby Daddies

After his much-publicized child custody battle (war, really) with ex-girlfriend Laura Govan, Arenas has become the voice for athletes and celebrities who are tired of paying their exes insane amounts of money every month. His juvenile (no pun intended) satire deserves a gold medal of some sort…

3. His Kids

Despite his unapologetic ridiculousness, Gil’s a great dad and most of his Instagram Stories document his kids playing basketball or hanging out at his mansion in LA. It’s refreshing to know that his Instagram persona doesn’t translate into his parenting…




2. His Basketball Analysis

Arenas knows basketball — both on the court and the business side — better than almost any other player around. Whether or not you agree with him, his NBA takes are always interesting…

1. Nick Young

It’s hard to put into words how brilliant Hibachi’s Nick Young trolling is. Swaggy and Zero have a big brother-little brother relationship from their time together on the Wizards, and Arenas takes any and every opportunity to f*** with Nick. The results are always priceless…

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