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6 Reasons Why Corinne From The Bachelor Is Actually A Boston Sports Fan

You can’t help but watch The Bachelor and think Corinne is the biggest Boston sports fan on the planet. She’ bratty. She’s rude. She’s entitled. And most importantly, she cheats and gets away with it. Here’s more evidence as to why the worst person on the show is part of the worst fan base in sports.

No 6: Because she doesn’t participate in the regular season

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A recent Gallup poll discovered that annually, less than 1% of Boston sports fans watch a complete regular season game.

No 5: Because she wears an engagement ring as if it’s over

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Etched on the Massachusetts State House is the Boston credo, “Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch.”

No 4: Because she’s a sore winner

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Because it’s not a Patriots win unless you hear about it, EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

No 3: Because she has to remind you that she’s a good person

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If Boston fans are such good people, then why do they have to remind us?

No 2: Because she doesn’t know how to earn it

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It’s been over a decade since Boston sports fans remotely struggled.

No 1: Because it’s always about her

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Ever have a conversation with a Boston sports fan that wasn’t about them? Yea, didn’t think so.

Confession:

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I love Corinne.

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