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6 Sick Burns Roger Goodell Thought Of After He Handed The Trophy To Tom Brady

Goodell obviously hated handing the trophy to Brady, but even worse, he hated not having a zinger to ruin the moment. Here are six sick burns Goodell thought of after he got home:

No 6: You Suck, Bitch

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Admittedly not his best, but he was just trying to get on a roll.

No 5: Trump Probably Likes Playing With Your Tiny Deflated Balls Because Of His Tiny Hands
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Topical, references Deflategate, a real solid zinger. A good one from Goodell.

No 4: The Only Man Married To A Model Who Still Takes Longer To Get Ready
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This one is great because it will almost make Brady feel bad about his super hot wife. Of course, it won’t make him feel bad. But in a game of zingers close has to be good enough.

No 3: I Get Paid About The Same As You And I’m Going To Remember My Children’s Names

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Brady keeps taking those shots and he’s going to be looking almost as lost as this guy.

No 2: Just Like You, Giselle Prefers Her Balls Deflated And Saggy
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Roger is really jealous of Tom’s relationship, mostly because Tom fucks.

No 1: Drew Bledsoe Comes Off The Bench To Fuck Gisele When You’re Away

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At this point, Roger is crying in his study burning all his son’s Brady jerseys, whispering, “who’s your daddy.”

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