It took a total of 48 seconds for Ronda Rousey to go from the highest paid UFC star in the world to the biggest punchline in sports. Anyone who wasn’t paying close attention probably missed the whole thing. And by “thing” we mean epic beatdown. Here are seven things that (barely) last longer than her in the ring that night…
No. 7: Aaron Rodgers In The Pocket
Aaron Rodgers does in the pocket what Ronda Rousey should do in the octagon.
We know what you’re thinking. And no, you counted wrong.
No. 6: A Bill Belichick Press Conference
Don’t blink, you might miss everything he has to say.
No. 5: A Tender Greens Line
Welcome to Tender Greens! Please step down behind the lady who just ordered a Southern Fried Chicken salad, who will then proceed to stop the chef as he’s preparing her meal to ask him to remove “all the carbs” from the salad and then change her order just before paying because she likes what the person ahead of her got.
No. 4: JaVale McGee’s Playing Time
He lasts 7.5 minutes longer on the hardwood than Ronda Rousey does in the octagon and it’s nothing short of a miracle.
No. 3: Any Conversation Your Mom Has
No. 2: The Cleveland Browns Starting QB
If you had a nickel for every time you looked up and someone else was playing QB for the Browns, you’d have $1.30.
No. 1: That Text Back
Cue the heart attack.