Nick Saban may just be the greatest college football coach of all time, but it makes you wonder what else he would be great at…
No 8: High School Principal
Strict, but helpful. Nobody likes him, but he is sure he can help young boys become men in a non-creepy way.
No 7: Authoritarian Leader
The dark side of Saban? He needs all the power. If anyone disputes him, you get a red hot bowl of verbal hellfire.
No 6: Your High School Girlfriend’s Dad
Try to enjoy dinner with a man who is constantly thinking about how to render you impotent.
No 5) A Mall Security Guard
He is boiling with anger at all times and ALWAYS looking to rough anyone up.
No 4: Meth Kingpin
Saban built a multi-million dollar operation in the backwoods of America capitalizing on Americans need for thrills. All this while trying not to get caught by a strict ruling organization. He already IS Walter White.
No 3: A Villain In An Animated Movie
He scowls constantly, yet everyone believes he has a soft side. We just need someone to bring it out of him. It sure as hell wasn’t Lane Kiffin.
No 2: A Guy Stuck In Traffic
Saban is always yelling, mostly at the universe. He always seems to be quietly planning to vanquish all his advisories.
No 1: Bad Cop
His partner can tell you how much better it is to take a plea deal: Saban wants to slam the table and tell you what the first night in prison is gonna be like.