Skip Bayless is quite clearly a creation, albeit an extremely nauseating one, and it takes a little while to become him every day. Here’s how Skip gets ready to evolve into his final form.
Skip knows he’s the best, but it’s nice to be reminded. Every morning.
Skip sends an email to Twitter every day asking for an app that will just send him the compliments.
Skip’s nudes aren’t for anyone else. They remind him how much of a sexy beast he thinks he is.
Colin Cowherd rivals Skip in douchiness and….well…Skip just can’t stand for that.
No 4: He Slips On A Cowboys Jersey So He Can Pretend His Father Is Proud Of Him
Skip knows he’s rich. It’s because he uses a PDF of his $250K (before taxes) bi-weekly paycheck as a background on his computer (and iPad, iPhone, etc.). What, you don’t?
Skip loves himself. The only person he loves more is Tim Tebow. If only Tim would leave Jesus and fall in love with the right man.
No 1: Burns A Picture Of Stephen A Smith As A Religious Ritual