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Astros Blow Past the Yanks: Will They Beat the Dodgers?

The Yankees went into Houston with a three-game winning streak and more momentum than Aaron Judge’s growth plates in eighth grade, but Justin Verlander flipped the script with a dominant Game 6, and Charlie Morton continued dealing on the corners a la Marlo Stanfield in Game 7, propelling the Astros to their first World Series since 2005. Now, they face the blue-hot Dodgers and their red-hot three-hitter, Justin Turner. Who’s gonna win the series? The team that scores more runs, duh…

PRE-DICK-TION (BECAUSE PREDICTIONS ARE DICKS): DODGERS OVER ASTROS IN 6

We can’t predict the future, but attempting to predict the future is a big part of adulthood, so we’re gonna hypothesize that the Dodgers play better than the Astros and win the World Series in six games. Really bold, huh? Good luck to both teams…

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