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The 5 Best Golf Freak-Outs Ever

It’s the most frustrating game on the planet, filled with more misery than an Emily Dickinson poem or watching DeAndre Hopkins waste a year of his career playing with Brock Osweiler, but every weekend, we grab our bag of metal sticks and lose little white balls in wooded areas. As a cathartic exercise for myself, an infinity handicap, and you, the reader, we look at golf’s best freak-outs of all time…

No 5: The Guy Who Broke His Putter Over His Head

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First off, I’d pay over three figures for that shirt. Enormous eagle on the right breast, and a sweeping American flag? This guy’s my fucking idol. The fact that he left a putt 20 feet short and proceeded to beat himself over the head with his Odyssey? Let’s grab a 12-pack of Bud Heavy’s and see what happens, bro. I love your style…

No 4: The “I’m Never Going to Win a Major And It Infuriates Me” Club Toss

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Sergio’s always been an animated dude, but this 8-iron into the lake really encapsulates the frustration he feels about never holding a Major trophy. Notice the forearm whip that he gets on the club fling…quite impressive…

No 3: The Shoe Toss-Retrieval-Kick That Thoroughly Embarrasses Your Entire Family

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Part one of this GIF isn’t caught on camera, but after shanking one into the trees, this “professional” golfer took his shoe off, threw it into the gallery, and when someone tossed the shoe back, he proceeded to kick the shoe. Your father called, sir. He’s extremely disappointed…

No 2: The “Fuck You, Hole 8.” Fuck you and all the Hole 8’s Around the World

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Little known golf fact: nobody has ever birdied the eighth hole on any golf course ever since the beginning of time…

No 1: The GO TO YOUR FRIGGIN’ HOME!!! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?!?!?

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If this doesn’t make you feel better about the 94 you just shot at your local public course, I don’t know what will…

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