The 5 Penalties NFL Refs Call During Fights With Their Wife

No 5: Unnecessary Roughness


Honey, it’s one thing to say I don’t pay enough attention to you, but to criticize the time I spend in the gym? That is out of bounds.

No 4: Targeting


Why must you go after my heart, Cheryl? The wallet is also off limits.

No 3: Illegal Shift


Oh now after an hour of fighting you’re gonna say there’s nothing wrong? You can’t just flip flop like that. I’m sorry, but we’re going to have to send this upstairs for a review.

No 2: Holding


Why can’t you let it go? I said you’re turning into your mother, not that you’re already there.

No 1: Too Many Men On The Field


Why is my brother in our bedroom?

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