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The 7 Things Eli Manning Thinks on Sundays

1. IF ANYONE ASKS, REMEMBER YOU ARE ELI.

Eli often will introduce himself as quarterback if he forgets this.

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2. THROW IT TO THE BLUE PEOPLE, UNLESS YOU ARE AWAY, THEN THROW IT TO THE WHITE PEOPLE.

This one confused Eli for a while because he thought he only threw to black people.

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3. GOOD ONE ELI!

Eli knows self-love is important.

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4. OMAHA!

This what Eli says when he comes.

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5. MOM I’M NOT PEYTON!

He says this whether his mother is around or not.

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6. HOW COME THEY NEVER ASK ME IF I HAVE A CONCUSION?

Eli always looks concussed so no one ever asks.

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7. SHUCKS!

This is Eli’s mantra.

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