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The 5 Hottest Sports Dudes on Planet Earth

Yesterday we gave the fellas some eye candy to get them through the day, and to prove we’re not just a bunch of testosterone-laden a-holes, we’re doubling down and giving America’s women some ocular sweetness. Is a male or a female writing this? That’s not important. What’s important are strong cheekbones and chiseled abdominal muscles…




5. Kris Bryant

Kris Bryant poses for a portrait in New Orleans, LA, USA on 14 April, 2015.

Tall, somewhat dark, and most definitely handsome, the Cubs’ 6’5 slugger has a modeling deal with Express and eyes with more mystery than an Agatha Christie novel. Most importantly, he seems like a down-to-earth dude who you could totally have a beer/share the rest of your life with…




4. Ricardo Kaká

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It’s not hard to see why the ladies go cuckoo for Kaká. The Brazilian midfielder starred for Milan and Real Madrid before coming stateside and signing the most lucrative deal in MLS history ($7.2 million per year). If you’re on the prowl in Orlando, he’s 34 years old and newly single…




3. Eric Decker

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The Cold Spring, MN native with fantastic hands and movie star looks clocks in at Number 3, but let’s be honest: E-Deck is friggin’ smoke show. He starred with his wife (country singer Jessie James) in the E! reality show Eric & Jessie: Game On, which is the biggest reason he isn’t higher on this list…




2. Reggie Bush

Just throwing this out there, but we’re placing the over/under on “Reggie Bush Overnight Guests” at 1,000. The former USC standout has enjoyed a long, somewhat productive career in the NFL, but has used his handsomeness to attract unparalleled attention from the opposite sex, most notably Kim Kardashian…




1. Kayne Lawton 

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Hey, Kane. It’s called a carb. Ever tried one? The 27-year-old Australian rugby player has gained more notoriety for his shirtless Instagram pics than his skill on the pitch, but that shouldn’t come as surprise given what he’s bringing to the table muscle-wise. Congratulations, Kayne Lawton. You’re Number Friggin’ One…

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