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White Chocolate's 6 Dirtiest Moves

Did the Sacramento Kings become a much better basketball team when Mike Bibby replaced Jason Williams at point guard? Absolutely. But nobody’s ever written a “6 Most Fundamentally Sound Mike Bibby Chest Passes” column, and nobody ever will. People don’t remember J-Will’s propensity for the off-balance, low percentage jumper or thousands of costly turnovers. They remember these plays…

No 6: “Sorry Terry Mills, You Look Like An Idiot”

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There’s several moves like this in West Virginia Vanilla’s archives, this one just happened to be the prettiest…

No 5: “Shawn Bradley, You’re My Bitch”

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Lots of white confused white people for the Mavs in the above GIF. A young Steve Nash has no clue what’s going on, and neither does Mr. 7’6…

No 4: “It’s Sort of  Carry, But Who The Hell Cares?”

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Allen Iverson and Eric Snow both respected white basketball players significantly more after this play…

No 3: “Damn It, Raef. If You Didn’t Suck This Would Be No 1”

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Can you imagine if Williams dropped this dime to anyone else besides goofy-ass Raef LaFrentz? The former Kansas star had the opportunity to go in hard for the left-handed layup (note: he’s a Southpaw), but instead jumped right into the defender like a big, lumbering idiot. If he finishes the play, the infamous “elbow pass” would be Number 1…

No 2: “Like A Knife Through Phoenix Butter”

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This pass is so nasty…

No 1: “No Love For The Glove”

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Gary Payton played in the NBA for 18 years and when it came to defending point guards at the top of the key, he had more strips than a KFC fryer at dinnertime. But Jason Williams crossed his ass, and he crossed his ass good. Gary’s reaction says it all…

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